Who would be on your WWE Beer Pong team?
Beer pong. A true sport amongst all men and women. As a former student I have played my fair share of Beer Pong matches. Although I have tasted victory I have also suffered the bitter taste of defeat. The vast majority of people who have been students in the last 40 years will have played Beer Pong at some point. Some of you may have sweet memories whereas some of you may have bad memories. One thing for sure, everyone has fond memories of this game. The key to a successful beer pong campaign, however, isn’t how good you are, it’s how good your team is. A good team can either make or break any game of beer pong. That being said who from the WWE would you have on your Beer Pong team? Well wonder no more cause we’ve got you covered!
The overall purpose of beer pong is to drink, hence why it’s a drinking game. The concept is simple, players throw a ping pong ball across a table with the intent of landing the ball in a cup of beer/alcoholic beverage on the other end. The game typically consists of opposing teams of two or more players per side with 6 or 10 cups set up in a triangle formation on each side. Each team then takes turns attempting to shoot ping pong balls into the opponent’s cups. If a ball lands in a cup then the other team has to drink whatever’s in the cup once completed the cup is removed from the table. The first team to eliminate all of the opponent’s cups is the winner.
Now the hardest part of Beer Pong is to make sure you hit a target each time and this is easier if you’re a taller guy with a big reach. Who better to be your shooter than the (self-proclaimed) 7 foot tall Big Cass. As a former basketball player Big Bass has experience in hitting in the target and when you think about it Beer Pong is just a smaller version of Basketball…with no basket above your head…or players trying to steal the ball…and a lot of other things…Now I may hear you say why not the Big Show? He’s a big lad and he used to play b-ball, well when it comes down to it you want the man who can hit the target every time and Big Show just isn’t the guy. Sorry Show.
On every team you’ll always have the guy that no matter what, when it comes to their turn they will 99% of the time get the ball in the cup. In WWE when it comes to someone who is perfect, or one step further, better than perfect! Then you want Curtis Axel on your team. As the son of Mr Perfect he has a lot to live up to, his dad was known for being perfect at everything and so as his son Curtis Axel has the genetics and the ability to get the balls in the cup every time. If you’re looking for perfection you won’t get better than Curtis Axel.
We move on now to the heavy hitters. What happens when your opponent gets a ball in and you can’t handle another drink? That’s when you’re heavy drinker comes in, the one person on your team who will always be able to handle their drink, a person who can put them away when you are no longer able. When it comes to your WWE team, that person is Sheamus. For starters he’s Irish. As I’m sure you know the Irish are known to be quite capable drinkers, to the point where it’s a national stereotype of the Irish people (myself included). Second, he’s a big guy that could hold a lot of drink. Thirdly even whilst indulging in alcoholic beverages he will still get 60% of his balls in the cups. And for this reasons that’s why Sheamus should be on your team.
Ok so this isn’t necessarily the pick you’d want to make but the pick you’re destined to have. On every team you’ll have the lightweight. You’ll have a mate that is always eager to play every time, now that’s a never a bad thing, eagerness is always welcome, however the mate usually turns out to be pretty bad at Beer Pong. What’s worse is that the mate is also bad at drinking, to put it simpler they couldn’t handle a shot of cherry schnapps. Now in terms of WWE superstars there are loads of candidates who fit the description but one that stands above (figuratively) is Kalisto, the diminutive cruiserweight has been a high flyer for a long time and has even been thrown in the bin by Braun Strowman, with this being said Kalisto would be the fourth member for your beer pong team.
Our final choice will definitely surprise a lot of you. Our final pick is Alexa Bliss. Our reasoning? At a lot of pre drinks you will get a mixture of men and women and once the game gets started you will get mostly men playing in order to assert their dominance, now there will be a few women who will play and that’s where it gets interesting. There will always be a few who will let their heart guide them instead of their heads and in their acts of gallantry and chivalry they will go easier on their female opponents. A foolish thing to do. No one would expect someone as small as Alexa Bliss to not only pot her balls in cups but also to be able to handle her drink. People will make assumptions and they would be wrong to do so, never judge a book by its cover. That is why Alexa Bliss would be the final member of your Beer Pong team. That and who wouldn’t want the chance to have Alexa on their team.
And that is our Beer Pong team. Who would be in your team? Feel free to let us know in the comments.